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Total Medals Earned: 186 (From 54 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,565 Points

WaxOware

Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/445 points)

Badge of Compassion 5 Points

You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.

Badge of Loss 5 Points

Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.

Badge of Patience 5 Points

You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.

Badge of Viscousness 5 Points

For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.

Badge of Crunchiness 5 Points

For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear?

Badge of Gullibility 5 Points

You trust the people around you with such ardour and good faith I cannot fathom the utter luck one has in having you as a friend.

Badge of Nouvelle Cuisine 5 Points

The delicacy you make of yourself in such peculiar circumstance shall make you think about the appetite you are capable of generating among people.

Badge of Time Gone 5 Points

Because the recollection of long lost memories is not very different than the fresh air which strokes your newly bald head.

Badge of Videogaming Mastery 5 Points

To lose a minigame like this....truly the best accomplishment ever achieved. You deserve a trophy.

Badge of Normality 25 Points

Finish the game in Normal Mode and enjoy the ending.

Badge of Arcade Identity 50 Points

Reach level 2 in Arcade mode

Badge of Love 50 Points

Finish the game in Hard Mode and watch the TRUE ending.

Badge of WAAAARRGGHH!!! 50 Points

Reach 500 beats in the final part (hard mode).

Badge of Arcade Supremacy 100 Points

Reach level 3 in Arcade mode

Badge of Arcade Ultimatum 100 Points

Gain more than 40.000 points in Arcade Mode

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Zombies In Your Backyard

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/325 points)

Can't wait to kill? 5 Points

Kill a zombie in the menu.

Good choice! 5 Points

Click the Newgrounds-logo to visit Newgrounds.

I wish that I could fly! 5 Points

Jump 10 times.

Caring for the little things in life... 10 Points

Kill 10 little zombies.

First half 25 Points

Survive 5 days.

Serial Killer 25 Points

Kill 50 zombies in one game.

Heavy metal! 50 Points

Buy the minigun.

Survivor 50 Points

Survive all 10 days.

That good old pistol... 50 Points

Survive until day 5 without buying a weapon from the shop.

Collector 100 Points

Buy all weapons from the shop.

Zombies, Inc.

Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/455 points)

Conquer Africa 5 Points

Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?

Conquer the North Pole 5 Points

Zombify Santa.

Conquer the South Pole 5 Points

Penguin zombies are no joke.

Fully Upgrade One Item 5 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.

Beat Game on Easy 5 Points

Beat the game on easy difficulty.

Conquer Canada 5 Points

Not that they put up much of a fight.

Conquer Central America 5 Points

I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.

Conquer South America 5 Points

The amazon just got even wilder.

Conquer South Asia 5 Points

What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.

Conquer the World in 90 Days 5 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!

Fully Upgrade One Zombie 5 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.

Beat Game on Normal 10 Points

Beat the game on normal difficulty.

Conquer Australia 10 Points

Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!

Conquer China 10 Points

People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.

Conquer Japan 10 Points

If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.

Conquer Russia 10 Points

In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!

Conquer the World in 75 Days 10 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!

Fully Upgrade Five Zombies 10 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.

Fully Upgrade Four Items 10 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.

Hire 20 Employees 10 Points

You are a thriving small business.

Hire 40 Employees 10 Points

You are a thriving company.

Beat Game on Hard 25 Points

Beat the game on hard difficulty

Conquer Europe 25 Points

Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.

Conquer the United States 25 Points

Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.

Fully Upgrade All Items 25 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.

Hire 60 Employees 25 Points

You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!

Unlock all Company Upgrades 25 Points

Your company is now running at peak efficiency!

Beat Game w/o Losing a Battle 50 Points

You are definitely an expert strategist.

Conquer the World in 60 Days 50 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!

Fully Upgrade All Zombies 50 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.

zOMGies

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/490 points)

Pansy 5 Points

Die

Collector 5 Points

Collect 10 pickups on a level

Bullseye 10 Points

Get 10 headshots

Freeman 10 Points

Kill a big zombie with the crowbar

Professional 10 Points

Kill 50 zombies

Relentless 25 Points

Kill 100 zombies

Shredder 25 Points

Unlock the chainsaw

Zoller 25 Points

100% headshots in a level

Zombieland 25 Points

Reach level 10

Marathon 50 Points

Reach level 20

Massacre 50 Points

Kill 500 zombies

Sureshot! 50 Points

Get 100 headshots

Zombie Holocaust 100 Points

Kill 1000 zombies

Zomg! 100 Points

Reach level 30